diansaurex:

Random guy tricked me into having a conversation with him so he could get “personality points” for his competition and then he proceeded to sing to me ‘cause he’s a country singer.. so I looked around thinking this was being secretly recorded since he was actually singing & finally asked him how they were going to keep track of the points that I were to give to him and he told me I could buy a $62 magazine subscription to donate. Oh man, he’s good!